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Winner of The Vault's Squick Challenge Rating: R Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. Warnings: SQUICK, NC-17, ooc, yaoi |
"Um... Piccolo, you have a problem."
"What problem, Goku?"
"King Kai told me that you have a problem. He sent me here to help."
"What are you talking about? What problem?"
"Well, you're kind of a plant, right?"
"Close enough."
"King Kai said you needed pollinated or you'll die."
"What?!"
"That's what I said. He told me to get you, and take you to hell. The one you need to pollinate you is there."
"This makes no sense what so ever. I feel fine."
"Sure *now* you feel fine, but soon..."
"Shit!"
"Come on. I'll go with you. It wont take long."
"Fine, but I don't like it."
Goku put his hand on Piccolo's arm and transported them to hell. They appeared near the person the Namek needed to pollinate him.
"No."
"But you have to."
"Hell no! I'll die first."
"But you don't even know what you have to do, do you?"
"I don't care."
"Come on, Piccolo. What's Gohan going to say if I let you die? It's only once."
"Oh all right. What do I have to do?"
"Well.. um..." Goku couldn't get it out, but made an obscene gesture with his hand and mouth.
"Shit! That's disgusting."
"It's your race, not mine."
Piccolo stomped over the wrinkled little maggot. Babidi looked up as he got closer.
"What do you want?" Babidi asked.
"Strip." Piccolo snarled.
A grin split the little doggy face, making the wrinkles deepen around Bobidi's eyes. This was one way to disrupt the boring existence he had in hell. Quickly he pulled his clothes off, giving the giant Namek a good look at his body.
Piccolo looked on with disgust. Turning back to Goku, he got a nod. This couldn't be happening.
"Ok, what now, big boy?" The wizard asked.
"Shit!" Piccolo spat, grabbing the midget and holding him off the ground.
Piccolo wrinkled his nose with distaste when the smell of the yellow body in his hands reached him. He wasn't sure he would be able to do this. Pulling the small body closer to his face, he licked the withered dick he found between Babidi's legs.
The wizard kicked and howled, unsure of what he should do. As the Namek proceeded to suck on him, he groaned. This had never happened before, and Babidi wondered how long it was going to last.
Piccolo wished Babidi would cum so he could get this over with. He wondered if he would be poisoned when he had to swallow. All he was able to do was keep sucking and hope for the best.
It didn't take long before Babidi was digging his nails into the green hands that was holding him. With a shout he shot his load down Piccolo's throat.
Piccolo tossed the maggot aside, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He never had done anything so disgusting in his life, and wished he never had to do it again. Turning to Goku, he waited for him to say something.
"Can we go now?" Piccolo said, wishing he had a gallon of mouthwash.
"Sure." Goku said, hiding something in his sash, and walking over to the Namek.
"What do you have there?" Piccolo asked.
"Just a camera." Goku grinned.
"What!? You taped that?"
"Yep. Made a bet with Vegeta that I could get you to blow Bobidi."
Piccolo ground his teeth. "What's to keep me from killing you?"
"If you kill me, how will you get back to Earth?"
"Shit!" ~
Goku slapped the tape in front of Vegeta with a huge grin on his face. The prince looked at it, then at the tall Saiyan.
"What's this?" Vegeta asked.
"Proof I won the bet. Pay up."
Vegeta looked back down at the tape, shrugged, then went to put it in the VCR. When he turned it on, he moved back.
"Are you crazy? What is this?" Vegeta asked.
"Piccolo blowing Babidi." Goku chirped.
"Idiot! The bet was that you couldn't get Piccolo to blow Babidi AWAY!!" Vegeta shouted.
"Oh. I didn't hear the last part. Do I still win the bet?"
Vegeta gagged as the tape ended. An idea came to the Saiyan prince, making him smirk.
"Sure. I'll take you to the all-you-can-eat restaurant. Just leave the tape here." Vegeta said, the wheels spinning in his head with what he could do with that video.
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